No, folks, he ain’t pushing up daisies and his tail isn’t tucked between his legs. I spoke to him twice yesterday and once the day before. He’s even sitting up now and then to take a little nutrition and gets some exercise when the dog takes him for a walk.
We’ve discussed it and decided he might survive the process of moving from one day to the next if he just keeps waking up every morning. He’s developed an extreme aversion to keyboards and we’re trying to help him overcome his fear of the mouse, so he can go back to writing now and then…
I did mention that if this problem continues, we’ll all insist he hire a typist and start putting his words on a tape recorder so we can read something HE wrote for a change, instead of stuff I wrote about him. Of course, I could get a little more serious about this and start telling y’all stories about him.
Like the time he got caught drinking his bathwater and picking his nose in public… I’m sure Henry would like to hear THAT story, too.
So, shy guy… Shall I keep writing for you?