Elmer came by…
He traveled a good many miles to find out what happened to the old mule writer. He says he’s been to the door several times recently, posted notes and Oris isn’t even reading them anymore. He said, Oris isn’t at the computer much these days either. He asked if I knew what the old mule writer was up to these days and how come he isn’t keeping the world abreast of what’s happening around the George mansion.
He indicated that Oris has been out and about ignoring all the good accomplishments he’s done and hasn’t been reporting them like he’s supposed to. In fact, he said, “If ole Oris doesn’t get his toe in gear and start reporting on the activities around the woodpile, Mr. Magpie and his brother are seriously considering hiring up a new writer for the job.”
Now, I don’t know about anybody else, but I’d say ole Elmer is seriously in need of some press and attention.
What’s up with the mule writer not posting his notes anymore?
Hey Elmer…
I ran into ole Oris the other day. Sounds like he’s got another great note card in the works. That’s probably why you’ve been missing him.
I DID sneak a quick preview of some stories in his next book. Sounds like ole Oris did a little growin’ in the older years of his next work-in-progress. Bite your nails till its published, Elmer; it’ll be a all-niter!
Don’t let the magpies peck your eyes out…