Archive for Mr. MelvinCoyote
Coyote Moments – Oris is Killing Birds Again
Got an email announcing to the world that Oris hates birds, says I’m having a nightmare if I hear them squawking. Says the sun is shining brightly (he used an -ly word – he’s having a mind glitch) at his house this morning. If the coyotes are out, they’d best be checking on old Oris, [...]
Coyote Moments – Elmer’s Gift
Everybody knows Coyotes don’t wear pink. Particularly not Elmer Coyote, the resident bachelor at the Oris George Mansion, but seriously, if he’s wanting to find himself a she-coyote, he’d better get used to the color pink. Just this past week, I noticed a she-coyote with a gleam in her eye dancing past the entry to [...]
The Coyote brothers
Melvin and Elmer Coyote have asked for the perfect egg.
Back Road Awakenings
Do you dance? Mr. Meadow Lark danced across my balcony this morning, disrupting my day and agitating the natives. After he’d waltzed his way through traffic to get here… He informed me that Oris had welcomed the coyotes into the fold and reminded me he’s not too happy about it. I dare say, he wasn’t [...]
Elmer Coyote Travels the Back Roads
Nostalgia brings memories of the way it used to be, and I was thinking about ole Elmer and his plight. I mean… His brother really does need a wife and if he’s just out there whining away the night, er… I mean howling away the night… he’s just gonna keep everyone awake. So, I have [...]
Elmer Coyote
I found this letter tacked to the back door today. Dear Mr. Oris George, This letter is to advise you of our intentions along the river. The area includes your little farm. As you may have noticed, spring is approaching. We of the coyote community have been howling at night, a little more than usual. [...]
Jon L. Seagull
Dear Mr. George, It has come to my attention that your power pole is available for spring. I tried over at the Verhoeffs but there’s a waiting list. Mrs. Barn Builder had the nerve to offer me the stinky chicken coop! At least the roosters were gone. Rumor has it Melvin Coyote over at Mule [...]
Mr. Melvin Coyote
Last night, one of the local coyotes, who once in a while leaves a deposit in our backyard to let us know what he thinks of us, tacked a note on the back door. The note reads: We, of the Mule Train Acres Coyote Community, held a meeting two nights ago. It was decided to [...]
